Crystal Video Missoula Montana

What’s up at the Crystal Video in Missoula MT? We rent many great films from comedy to Canadian, British to Killer Bee’s, Australian to animation, horror to Hitchcock, romance to Russian, documentary to drama, Finland to French, Chinese to classics, Norwegian to film noir, Science fiction to Sweden, Japanese to Jarmusch , Brazilian to Mel Brooks, political to pride, as well as many more action, thriller movies from all over the world. We have a large selection of DVD as well as VHS.

Friday, November 30, 2007



I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry --


Adam Sandler and Kevin James star as best
friends and fellow firefighters Chuck and Larry, the pride of their
Brooklyn fire station. Chuck owes Larry for saving his life. Larry
calls in that favor big time by asking Chuck to pose as his domestic
partner so his kids will get his pension. But when a fact checking
bureaucrat becomes suspicious, the two straight guys are forced to
improvise as love struck newlyweds.


Rated PG-13 for crude sexual content throughout, nudity, language and drug references.




Shrek the Third--


Shrek and Fiona are reluctantly reigning over
Far, Far Away, but they dream about returning to their happy confines
of the swamp. Unfortunately, the only way that they are going to see
their beloved swamp again is if they are able to find the rightful heir
to the throne and return him to Far, Far Away. Shrek, Donkey and Puss
in Boots set off to locate the heir while Fiona holds off a coup d'etat
being spearheaded by Prince Charming.


Rated PG for some crude humor, suggestive content and swashbuckling action.




Ocean's Thirteen --


In the new sequel to Ocean's Eleven and Ocean's
Twelve, the cast is reunited with director Steven Soderbergh and
producer Jerry Weintraub. Joining the cast for the new adventure are Al
Pacino and Ellen Barkin.


Rated PG-13 for brief sensuality.




La Vie En Rose --


From the slums of Paris to the limelight of New
York, Edith Piaf's life was a battle to sing and survive, live and
love. Raised in poverty, Edith's magical voice and her passionate
romances and friendships with the greatest names of the period; Yves
Montand, Jean Cocteau, Charles Aznavour, Marlene Dietrich, Marcel
Cerdan and others made her a star all around the world. But in her
audacious attempt to tame her tragic destiny, the Little Sparrow, her
nickname, flew so high she could not fail to burn her wings.


Rated PG-13 for substance abuse, sexual content, brief nudity, language and thematic elements.




Hairspray--


Sixteen years after the release of the original film, New Line
Cinema is bringing a feature film adaptation of the Tony award winning
Broadway production Hairspray to life. Featuring new and original
material based on John Waters' 1988 cult classic about star struck
teenagers on a local Baltimore dance show, the comedy features a
remarkable collection of talent including John Travolta, Queen Latifah,
Michelle Pfeiffer, Christopher Walken, Amanda Bynes, Allison Janney,
Brittany Snow, Zac Efron, Elijah Kelley, producers Craig Zadan and Neil
Meron, and director Adam Shankman.


Rated PG for language, some suggestive content and momentary teen smoking'




Bratz: The Movie--


The
highly popular dolls Bratz finally come alive in the first live action
feature film based on the chic fashion dolls. As the Bratz navigate
their way through this story, we will see how the four young women
represent honestly, camaraderie and most importantly friendship. As
long as they can remember, Yasmin, Jade, Sasha and Cloe have been
"BFF": Best Friends Forever. Inseparable since they first met, the
young girls have always supported each other's individual
personalities, talents and fabulous fashion styles. But now as the
foursome enter Carry Nation High, Yasmin, Jade, Sasha and Cloe face a
brand new world: a blackboard jungle, where for the first time they
discover life as a teenager means dealing with a system of social
cliques, all strictly enforced by senior Meredith Baxter Dimly. Finding
themselves being pulled further and further apart, the girls band
together and rise up as "the Bratz" to fight peer pressure, in turn
learning how true empowerment means standing up for your friends, being
true to oneself and living out one's dreams & aspirations.


Rated PG for thematic elements.




The Life & Hard Times of Guy Terrifico--


This hilarious mockumentary follows the rise and
fall of imaginary country star Guy Terrifico. The genre's biggest
names, from Kris Kristofferson to Merle Haggard, reminisce about the
singer's too short life. Though Terrifico sang country, he lived a rock
and roll life filled with excess until his death in the 1970s. But as
everyone is singing his praises decades later, a new album from
Terrifico appears, and people begin to wonder if he's really dead.


Rated R for language and drug content.




Licensed to Wed --


Newly engaged Ben Murphy and his fiancée, Sadie
Jones, plan to live happily ever after. The problem is that Sadie's
family church, St. Augustine's, is run by Reverend Frank, who won't
bless Ben and Sadie's union until they pass his patented, foolproof
marriage prep course. Consisting of outrageous classes, outlandish
homework assignments and some outright invasion of privacy, Reverend
Frank's rigorous curriculum puts Ben and Sadie's relationship to the
test. Forget happily ever after; do they even have what it takes to
make it to the altar?


Rated PG-13 for sexual humor and language.




Paris, Je T'aime --


In PARIS, JE T?AIME, celebrated directors from
around the world, including the Coen Brothers, Gus Van Sant, Gurinder
Chadha, Wes Craven, Walter Salles, Alexander Payne and Olivier Assayas,
have come together to portray Paris in a way never before imagined.
Made by a team of contributors as cosmopolitan as the city itself, this
portrait of the city is as diverse as its creators' backgrounds and
nationalities. With each director telling the story of an unusual
encounter in one of the city's neighborhoods, the vignettes go beyond
the 'postcard' view of Paris to portray aspects of the city rarely seen
on the big screen. An outstanding host of actors including Natalie
Portman, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Fanny Ardant, Elijah Wood, Nick Nolte, Bob
Hoskins, Juliette Binoche, Emily Mortimer, Catalina Sandino Moreno,
Rufus Sewell, Barbet Schroeder, Ludivine Sagnier, Gena Rowlands,
Miranda Richardson and Steve Buscemi, grace these vignettes with their
larger than life personas. Their performances add even deeper resonance
to this affectionate love letter to one of the world's most
transcendent cities.


Rated R for language and brief drug use.




The Reaping --


Hilary Swank plays a former Christian missionary
who lost her faith after her family was tragically killed, and has
since become a world renowned expert in disproving religious phenomena.
But when she investigates a small Louisiana town that is suffering from
what appear to be the Biblical plagues, she realizes that science
cannot explain what is happening and she must regain her faith to
combat the dark forces threatening the community.


Rated R for violence, disturbing images and some sexuality.




Live Free or Die Hard--


New York City detective John McClane delivers
old school justice to a new breed of terrorists when a massive computer
attack on the U.S. infrastructure threatens to shut down the entire
country over Independence Day weekend.


Rated PG-13 for intense sequences of violence and action, language and a brief sexual situation.




Mr. Bean's Holiday --


Mr. Bean, the nearly wordless misfit who seems
to be followed by a trail of pratfalls and hijinks, goes on holiday to
the French Riviera and becomes ensnared in a European adventure of
cinematic proportions. Tired of the dreary, wet London weather, Bean
packs up his suitcase and camcorder to head to Cannes for some sun on
the beach. But his trip doesn't go as smoothly as he had hoped when the
bumbling Bean falls face first into a series of mishaps and fortunate
coincidences, far fetched enough to make his own avant-garde film.
Wrongly thought to be both kidnapper and acclaimed filmmaker, he has
some serious explaining to do after wreaking havoc across the French
countryside and arriving at his vacation spot with a Romanian
filmmaker's precocious son and an aspiring actress in tow. Will Bean be
arrested by the gendarmes or end up winning the Palme d'Or?


Rated G.




Who's Your Caddy?--


“Who’s Your Caddy? is a hilarious, fish out of
water comedy about a superstar rap mogul, C-Note, who runs into fierce
opposition when he tries to join the super stuffy Carolina Pines Golf
& Country Club. Undeterred, C-Note gets the brilliant idea to buy
the land adjacent to the golf club’s 17th hole, which he cleverly
leverages to gain membership. C-Note’s crew wreaks havoc as they bring
their larger than life style to the club. As the club’s hoighty toighty
leadership desperately tries to revoke C-Notes membership, our hero
realizes that his family’s honor – the secret record-breaking golf
history; is at stake. As he takes on the fight of his life, C-Note
pulls out all stops to bring down the clubs backwards establishment and
welcome then to the 21st century.


Rated PG-13 for crude and sexual content, some nudity, language and drug material.




Waitress--


Waitress is the story of one woman trapped in a
life from which she dreams of escape. Jenna's (Russell) secret ambition
is to save enough money from her waitressing job to leave her
overbearing and controlling husband (Sisto). Jenna is a sharp, sassy
woman with a gift for making unusual pies whose recipes are inspired by
the trials, tribulations and circumstances of her life. An unwanted
pregnancy changes the course of events giving her an unexpected
confidence via letters to her unborn baby.


Rated PG-13 for sexual content, language and thematic elements.




The Namesake--


When the Ganguli family moves from Calcutta to
New York, they embark upon a lifelong balancing act to meld into a new
world without forgetting the old. Though parents Ashoke and Ashima long
for the family and culture that enveloped them in India, they take
great pride in the opportunities their sacrifices have afforded their
children. Paradoxically, their son Gogol is torn between finding his
own unique identity without losing his heritage. Even Gogol's name
represents the family's journey into the unknown.


Rated PG-13 for sexuality/nudity, a scene of drug use, some disturbing images and brief language.




Hot Rod --


Self proclaimed stuntman Rod Taylor is preparing
for the jump of his life. Rod plans to 15 buses in an attempt to raise
money for his abusive stepfather Frank's life saving heart operation.
He'll land the jump, get Frank better, and then fight him, hard.


Rated PG-13 for crude humor, language, some comic drug-related and violent content.




Driving Lessons --


We first meet Ben a shy, bookish 17 year old, as
he begins a very unpromising summer vacation. While the other kids are
out having fun, Ben spends these precious few weeks attending bible
classes, having driving lessons with his overbearing and overly
religious mother and helping out at a local old people's home. It's
certainly not his ideal summer but, with a demanding, vigilant mother
and a passive vicar for a father, Ben is anything but in control of his
own destiny. Ben's absurdly straitlaced world is turned upside down
when he gets a job assisting Evie, an eccentric retired actress.
Vulgar, dignified and childish all at once, Evie enters Ben's life with
a cataclysmic force. Suddenly caught between two worlds, Ben starts to
gravitate towards his employer's unconventional and often bizarre ways,
even though it continually gets him into trouble with his mother. Evie
drafts Ben as her partner in a series of adventures, culminating in a
camping trip that turns into a road trip when she cajoles unlicensed
Ben into driving her to the Edinburgh Festival. Ben reluctantly ignores
his conservative instincts and jumps behind the wheel. What follows is
a journey in which Ben and Evie help each other move forward in their
radically different lives, as Ben is forced to confront how he was
brought up and who he wants to be.




Futurama the Movie: Bender's Big Score --


Uncancel your plans for the future: Futurama is
back! In this all new, feature length epic, evil nudist aliens send
Bender on a rampage through time. Forcing him, slightly against his
will, to steal all of Earth's priceless historic treasures. Will the
heroic Planet Express crew save the planet? Will Leela find true love?
Will the ancient and terrible secret of Fry's buttocks be exposed? All
will be revealed in the greatest adventure of our time, and also the
greatest adventure of several other times! In the words of a certain
beer fueled robot... 'We're back, baby!'"




Katt Williams - American Hustle --


Stand up comedian Katt Williams stars in this
feature-length comedy. The film follows Katt as he takes a trip to
Hollywood, where he hopes to break into the movie industry. But Katt's
dreams lie in tatters when he is cast in increasingly ridiculous and
stereotyped roles, so he remembers where his real loyalties lie, and
sets off on a stand up comedy road trip. Mayhem and a lot of laughs
ensue as Katt and friends meet some weird and wonderful people on their
travels.




Flock of Dodos: The Evolution-Intelligent Design Circus --


A light hearted take on the culture wars which
tweaks egos and pokes fun at both sides in the evolution vs.
intelligent design debate. Evolutionary biologist and filmmaker Dr.
Randy Olson rides along with jargon impaired scientists and jargon
rebranding intelligent designers as they engage in the comic theatrics
that erupt wherever science and religion clash over the origins of
life. From the shadowy, well funded headquarters of the pro-intelligent
design Discovery Institute in Seattle to the rarefied talk of Olson's
science buddies around a late night poker table, lends a thoughtfully
critical ear to the wonderful personalities and passions driving the
Darwin wars.


Rated PG for some thematic elements and brief mild language.



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